Liver pool, and speaking of beef (Whole Foods Step ratings, etc.)

By Nana, on May 25th, 2012

Fed on 5/16. Woofing about meat from the store. The 5-Step Rating for Whole Foods meats, and Country Natural Beef from the Wedge. . . .

Big breakfast, Turkey price mistakes (TWICE) by Whole Foods

By Nana, on December 9th, 2011

Breakfast for a body builder

Fed on 12/8, Thursday.

MP is getting a breakfast that bodybuilders eat. Raw beef and an egg with veggie slurry. Breakfast face We found some more turkey on sale. This time, at the new Whole Foods out in the ‘burbs. We actually had one of those Living Social coupons ($10 for $20) that’s going to expire next Tuesday or something, so this turkey was even cheaper! The thing that was nuts about this turkey was that the advertised price . . .

Single species day, asshole at Whole Foods

By Nana, on April 11th, 2011

Fed on 4/4, Monday. Chicken all day. I encountered what was possibly the first asshole (a dumb one, too) employee at Whole Foods. (I have had seriously inept baggers [bless their hearts], but they were nice.) . . .

Largest Turkey Leg on Earth is back

By Nana, on October 16th, 2010

The Largest Turkey Leg on Earth is back! At this point, I can no longer tell if this one is bigger or smaller than the previous ones, but they are ridiculously large and super meaty. These turkeys too came from Whole Foods, which means that they consider themselves socially conscious but you may find antibacterial soap in their kitchens, along with virgin wood towel-like toilet paper in their bathrooms for the one-time contact with their precious assholes. These are turkeys who buy organic apples from the other side of the globe “for their kids and not for anyone else.” (Hey man, I bought them at Whole Foods; I’m just talking about the turkeys.) . . .

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