Beep beep for beef breakfast, then weird farts

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[Recipe] Breakfast for both of us, stinky lunch for me, beef dinner for MP

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Fed on 5/12. Recipe for an awesome natto omelet for those with a superior and evolved palate for stinky foods! . . .

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Morel hunting, pumpkinned turkey, grilled stinkfish

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Fed on 4/24, Tuesday.

Morels! We didn’t find a lost dog today, but we did find a morel! A couple, in fact. By now, you know that we’re really into finding foods in different places! Morels take the cake for the most rewarding found food, I think. There should be more and more to come! Big nose Orange turkey MP’s breakfast wasn’t found in the woods, but it’s a very nice bowl of pumpkin and turkey breast. Dinner is stinkfish saury, grilled in . . .

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Sprouted tofu and sardines

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Leftover stink fish, fresh dinner

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Fed on 3/17, Saturday.

Gimme my stink MP is going to start her day with some leftover stink fish stew. I wondered if she’d prefer to have it for dinner instead, but she didn’t seem to care either way. Bright stink Dinner is what probably would have made a better breakfast: Nancy’s cottage cheese, egg, sweet potato, and veggie mix. So fresh! Sensible dinner Newspaper face

Today’s dog food:

saury veggie mix cottage cheese egg sweet potato navel orange banana hemp . . .

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Stink natto breakfast, tongue

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Fed on 2/2, Wednesday.

Natto chicken Stink breakfast! MP is getting stinky beans (natto), braised cabbage (stink!), chicken breast, and some chlorophyl (not stinky, but inky!). Breakfast noses Dinner is cow tongue. Every time I make tongue dinners for MP, I want a little piece. Dinner tongue Dinner side eye

What she ate:

natto chlorophyl cow tongue Greek yogurt braised cabbage liver treats clementines . . .

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Yogurting fish breakfast, find the fish smell, vegetable beef dinner

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Fed on 11/8, Monday. I’m OK with my house and fingers smelling like canned fish in the morning. I guess MP’s mouth-area also smells like fish for about an hour (but that’s all!), too. When I eat any fish (fresh, cooked, dried, smoked, rotten), I don’t really feel very fishy until after the meal, like when I take a sip from my after-fish tea cup. There is a “?” kind of thing where the lip of the cup is a little bit fishy. Then, you notice that there’s somewhere on your finger that smells fishy, too, but you can’t find it. (Yes, it was washed.) It usually turns out that there was a fish eye in my hair or something, that I discover the next day. . . .

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Breakfast hearts, impromptu odorous prairie trip, funny in advance

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Fed on 10/13. Breakfast hearts are in the belly and we are off to a little prairie town about 4.5 hours away. Piz wanted to do a little trip before winter comes and stays until July. It’s one of MP’s favorite places to go, so we’re all for it. . . .

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Everything stinks

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Fed on 10/19. I used to go to coffeeshops a lot pre-MP because I kind of liked pretending to be doing important things on my laptop in a roomful of strangers. Now, I rather work at the office or my house, where MP can sit on the chair with me. Anyway, I spent a few hours at the coffee shop all the way out in Saint Paul today. This particular shop has their own roaster right next to where the people sit, so we hear and smell the intense coffee roasting process. . . .

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Beefed blueberry breakfast, stinkasaurus dinner for six legs

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beefed blueberry and yogurt Fed on 10/07. Beefed blueberries with yogurt for breakfast. And a little blow on top. Kidding! It’s just probiotic powder. I actually don’t need to give her probiotic powder in supplement form since I make my own kefir and yogurt and they are basically a whole universe of fresh, super active good germy germs (i.e., not the kind that have pointy tails and ears wearing black body suits). But I had some in the fridge that needs to go, so they go . . .

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Food that smells like farts, last of The Largest Turkey Leg on Earth

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We are going to finish up the Largest Turkey Leg on Earth III today. We have enough calcium from the veggie mix and the leg bones can be shardy, so MP will just pull and tear off the meat. This still was a ton of meat so I stopped her before it was all gone and made a little snack soup she can have later. Now for the food that smells like farts. . . .

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Sardine dinner

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fish dinner Fed on 09/24. Filbert-picking fish for dinner! These are the sardine sardars that don’t bring the entire extended family of salt to the party. There’s an egg for a little more protein. Sardines + egg = selenium bomb! Ya, I know that the sardines on the link are “in oil” and mine are “in spring water”—but you sort of get the idea. Although MP has the least stinkiest mouth of us them all, you can kinda smell some fish face . . .

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