Shiny eggs for breakfast, kaley chicken wing dinner

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Fed on 3/7, Wednesday.

Slightly lighter meals today to balance out the majorly gamey red meat meals of yesterday. . . .

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Jaundiced chicken, asparagused beef

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Fed on 3/5, Monday.

In the bowl today: beef, asparagus, turmeric, ginger, frozen food, kale.

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Dog food on a budget: Yellow beef, green salmon

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Fed on 3/3, Saturday.

Dog food menu: Turmeric, oatmeal, grass fed beef for breakfast, wild salmon and spirulina for dinner. Super budget meals with great cost-to-nutrient density ratio!

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Feathered guts, collard salmon

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Bird innards Fed on 9/9, Friday. Breakfast is guts of feathered beings. It’s a mix of hearts and livers soaked in fresh collard purée! I think I mentioned before that fresh collards smell just like wheatgrass when blended. I wonder if that means it has the same good stuff. Feathered guts face Dinner is salmon with okra and collards. Salmon wears collard shirts! Collard salmon Dark dinner face . . .

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Birds all day, licking MP

Waiting because I was told

Fed on 1/18, Tuesday. Turkey and kale for breakfast. Here is MP’s shiny, cold, chewy, sweet and salty nose looking like a very large black olive from a super special store. I think all her parts look like food. So, sometimes I lick her nose. Surprisingly (?), I rarely get a response from my nose licks. You’d think she’d say something. . . .

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[Grody Alert] Turkey, three overnight pads, kale

Kale heaven

Fed on 1/16, Sunday. Breakfast is hand-wash only turkey lightly coddled with Tan Yu Tang and veggie mix. That was normal. If you think girls are gross, this is where you should stop reading. See you tomorrow . . .

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[Hump Fun] New veggie mix and Blender View™

Gimme

Gimme Veggie mix made on 11/30, Tuesday. This is a new veggie mix for this week. As usual, burdock was late for the group picture, so there isn’t one this time. All I’ve got is Blender View! Start slow Speed up Eyes closed I’ll have the stats from this group once I run it through the nutritiondata thingee.   . . .

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[Countersurfer] Steak ‘n’ eggs, best kale theft, liver ‘n’ nononions

Kale theft

Steak and eggs Fed on 11/17, Wednesday. Last night was surf ‘n’ turf; breakfast is steak ‘n’ eggs! She really is a progressive dog, despite her last couple meals. We lightly cooked the Montessori meat with turmeric and ginger in a cast iron pan. See? Today is veggie mix day, so I had washed the kale and left it on the counter. Piz and I ran a superquick errand and came back to this: Kale theft What’s very, very, very best about . . .

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Cabbage beef (some stray guts), kale stem factory

breakfast cabbaging beef

Fed on 11/13. When I packed up MP’s food for Piz’s house this morning, I threw in a few pieces of chicken hearts that wasn’t enough to make a whole meal. So, there’s a few stray guts in the mix, but the official breakfast is cabbaging filmmaker beef with veggie mix. . . .

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[Weekend Movies] Kale stem factory

Maisy Pancakes holds some kale

It’s a kale stem factory! . . .

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Blueberried egg barley, dinosaur dinner

Dinosaur dinner

Fed on 11/2, Tuesday and Election Day! Today is my last day of experimenting with the rye, barley oatmeal breakfasts. She did really well on them, although (as expected) the poops were a little bigger. I occasionally go for the not-so-heavy-meats protein options when MP seems kind of meated out (strictly my observation—she’d probably tell you she’s fine with steak), and my go-to foods had been natto or tofu or beans. I thought I’d give some hearty whole grains a try. . . .

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Birthday dinner for Maisy Pancakes

the birthday meal

  the birthday meal Fed on 10/03, the day Maisy Pancakes turned EIGHT! I was under a lot of pressure to make her a decent birthday dinner despite my lack of proper planning, not because MP demands nice looking dinners but because I was going to be embarrassed if I had to post about a shitty meal! My priorities!   I know its charred Well, I started with a little fire in the firepit early evening, where I stuck a couple foiled up seamstress . . .

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