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Big turkey neck, bloodied guts, farts

Don't get too excited

Don't get too excited

Fed on 2/22, Tuesday.

It’s a very big turkey neck for breakfast. What? It’s a turkey neck. Yes, it is. No, turkey neck. Sorry. Don’t get too excited.

I hadn’t gotten turkey necks in a while because I don’t see them at the co-op so much anymore. I just happened to come across a bag the other day and snatched them.

Don't eat stuff bigger than yer head

Don't eat stuff bigger than yer head

This one took a few days to thaw, but it’s pretty much ready now. Turkey necks are awesome edible toothbrushes, just like the chicken necks.

Bloodied guts

Bloodied bird guts

Dinner is bloodied bird guts! I cooked the guts a bit this time.

Liver eyes

Liver dinner eyes

MP farted a few times after this meal. I mention this because while I know that she has stinkfarted on Colleen a few times, she really doesn’t usually have stinky farts. (= Colleen made her farts stink.) Sometimes she farts when she jumps up on something (you know how it is), but those don’t stink. Even her regular farts don’t smell awful at all. They are pleasantly funky.

I don’t generally give more than 100 grams of organ meat per meal, but this dinner was more like 140. Maybe it was too heavy. No bad boops, though. Dog farts are great, anyway. At least MP’s are.

What MP Ate:

  • chicken liver
  • turkey neck
  • veggie mix
  • banana
  • yogurt
  • raw honey
  • scallop
  • kiwi
  • apple cider vinegar
  • sweet potato

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