MP stole my last two cookies from Maxim’s de Paris. She busted up the tin and ate all the wrapper, too. . . .
→ Read More: [Hump Fun] Countersurfer strikes again! Fancypants cookies thievery
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Just keeping hydrated until she poops most of the 2.4 lb of beef she stole yesterday. . . . → Read More: Basically just staying hydrated 
Fed and stolen on 4/14. MP ate some chicken breakfast, and stole 2.4lbs of beef and had maxi pads for dessert. The pad were organic, don’t worry. . . . → Read More: [Countersurfing] Yellow bird breakfast, then 2.4 lb of beef and bathroom garbage for dessert 
Fed and stolen on 4/5. Perhaps one of the most dangerous counter surfing MP has ever done. . . . → Read More: Major Countersurfing Incident, and Chicken Day 4 
On 2/20, MP ate a very nice meal, went out to the yard, and decided to get right inside the compost bin and eat all kinds of mesed up shit. . . . → Read More: COMPOST EATER 
Countersurfed on 12/13, Tuesday.I was doing laundry in the basement and heard a loud “BANG!” and this is what I found. And a brown fuzz face nearby, of course. She’s brought down an iron skillet (and a totally full, large rice cooker) before, so I know that she has super swiping strength. I’m really not sure what she was trying to reach because I didn’t see anything desirable. (Maybe because she ate it?!) What now! . . . → Read More: Sunday Steals! 
Fed and countersurfed on 1/2, Monday.Fish breakfast It’s Monday after the New Year but I found out that everyone’s pretty much considering 1/2 a holiday, so that’s that. If my clients aren’t workin’, then I guess I can take a break, too! Fish eyes Since we’re probably not seeing anyone today, MP’s having a stink fish breakfast. It’s one of the jack mackerel cans I got on sale at the stinky Asian grocery. The last can I opened wasn’t nearly as full as this . . . → Read More: Fish and tongue, already countersurfing 
Countersurfed a few weeks ago.What was in it She looks like we were holding a barbed baseball bat over her head or something but all I did was nonchalantly walk up to her with the now-empty bag and say (in a sweet voice!), “Hi Muggetfuzz, do you know what happened to whatever was inside?” Who ate it Just in case PS: I do know that if I did the same with another inedible object, she’d look the same! (If it were food, she’d eat . . . → Read More: Countersurfed, bag ripped open, contents consumed. 
JUST ONE LEFT Hump Fun! I made four tofu steaks on the grill for dinner: 2 for tonight, 2 for later. I was just about to eat when I noticed that the toaster oven that I was baking eggshells in had caught on fire. I think some dumb ass cheese must have melted off onto the bottom recently and flamed up. I had already set down my dinner plate so I pointed at my food and told MP, “LEAVE IT! NOT YOURS!” as I stumbled . . . → Read More: [Hump Fun] Someone stole my tofu steak while I put out a toaster fire 
Hearts chopped up in a bowl Fed & Stolen on 8/29, Monday. Breakfast hearts in a blue bowl! Breakfast heart face Today was just another normal day until MP stole an entire roasted eggplant that was moments from becoming a very delicious babaghanoush. She also actually stole a chicken thigh but I was able to retrieve it from her mouth. You’d think I had left on a trip with these foods on the floor or something, but all I did was remove myself from . . . → Read More: Breakfast hearts, stolen eggplant, fish dinner 
Fed and stolen on 7/31, Tuesday. Tons of lamb chops Lamb eyes MP got lots of lamb for breakfast and even an additional snack for bulking up because she is so very skinny. We’ve been hiking and stuff lately so she’s burning up more energy than before, too. Snack eyes Earlier in the day, I had packed the best “For the Road” bag full of snacks and things for my BFF Colleen to sustain her during her crazy . . . → Read More: Lots of lamb chops, fed and stolen snacks, wee dinner 
Fed on 7/29, Friday. The the thing about getting a whole lamb is that people like me eat the dumb meat first (e.g., ground, stew meat) and leave the “nice” ones for some kind of occasion that never occurs, and the “nice” meat becomes less nice as it sits in there a while. I personally don’t really get what the big deal is about meat that sits in the freezer, but I really haven’t felt like meat for a while and lamb is very high on the meat . . . → Read More: Lambing all day |
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