Fed on 6/4, Monday.
Happy legs Today is just another gorgeous day in Minneapolis! It’s not too hot, and it’s not cold at night. I’m not sure if this is supposed to be late spring or early summer, but I do like it, very much. This is when it’s fun for me to work on the laptop on the deck with MP. I’ve been getting lots of little bitty gnatty bugs, though. SUPER annoying. My homemade bug repellent doesn’t seem to have any effect. Urg. . . .
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Fed on 5/24, Thursday.
Cutie Nice cold red meat for a hot morning! She ate this in like one big bite. Nggggt! Meat mound Here’s a nice big turkey neckalso known as the edible tooth brush. I like these because they’re meaty and bones are soft and doesn’t turn into stabby shards. She actually ate some thigh meat as well, but my hands were all slimy after the neck! Turkey parts
Today’s dog food:
beef wild blueberries turkey thigh turkey neck veggie mix . . .
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Fed on 5/9. The eight legs went on our second milk trip to Kelli’s farm in Princeton, MN. It’s fun and all, but also totally ridiculous that they make it so hard for you to get the food you want, when they don’t care at all if you eat totally crap food-like substances produced by companies that also make shit like bleach. . . .
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Fed on 2/7, Tuesday.
In-N-Out Chicken I gave her some raw chicken she urped back up last night because 1) I’m disgusting and don’t care; 2) I’m mean; 3) It really, truly is fine because it was *just* sitting in her throat for a tiny bit and for crying out loud, and it smelled (Yeh, that’s right!) and looked no different from the way it was before entering the MP mouth. I would cook and eat it if I had to. (Yeh, that’s right!) . . .
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Fed and hunted on 12/24, Saturday.
Breakfast I just realized that I don’t have dinner photos from Saturday because I asked Piz to bring her the dinner and didn’t remind him about the photo ritual. It doesn’t matter because it’s literally the same meals over and over! I do have several pictures from one fly stalking/hunting session to share, though. Flies There’s nudder one And anudder one I have to get this . . .
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Hunted and eaten on 12/24.
Flies for present We are visiting Up North and staying in a guesthouse where special flies are aplenty and apparently delicious. I say delicious because MP catches but won’t eat city flies. These are clearly different. Full of eggs, probably, that are all going to hatch inside her belly and crawl out of her butt, and somehow make their way into my mouth as I mouth-breathe in my sleep. Anyway, these are nature’s presents for MP. Happy holidays, everyone! Thanks . . .
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Turkey bowl Fed on 9/19, Monday. Turkey bowl, cottage cheese, veggie mix for breakfast. This turkey is from the Wedge and I like it a lot better than the ones from Whole Foods. The Whole Foods ones carry iPhones and mine had a rain barrel. That is why. Breakfast eyes I got this knuckle from the buffalo lady at the farmers market. It was an impulse purchase. I had to look over the bone carefully to make sure there were enough exposed marrow parts instead of . . .
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Breakfast beef Fed on 9/3, Saturday. Beef all day! Breakfast is a sunny bowl of ground beef with veggie mix. Breakfast wants We’re having a farm garden day. Look how many tomatoes (aka pomades!) we picked. Tomates Most of them are superduper heirloom varieties we got from our friend, Lisa, of Two Pony Gardens, a really no-excuses organic and permaculture operation. She grows over 40 kinds of the most delicious and beautiful tomatoes, along with other veggies and herbs. Piz . . .
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Fed on 5/10, Tuesday. Cottage cheese with dandelion veggie mix and superduper beef by Mindy. . . .
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Fed on 5/9, Monday. Eating weeds from the yard for breakfast. Lamb chop for dinner. . . .
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Fed on 5/8, Sunday. Chicken all day. . . .
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Fed on 5/6, Friday. Beef fed on a plate, chicken neck soup. Momma finally comes home. . . .
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