MP stole my last two cookies from Maxim’s de Paris. She busted up the tin and ate all the wrapper, too. . . .
→ Read More: [Hump Fun] Countersurfer strikes again! Fancypants cookies thievery
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Just keeping hydrated until she poops most of the 2.4 lb of beef she stole yesterday. . . . → Read More: Basically just staying hydrated 
Fed and stolen on 4/14. MP ate some chicken breakfast, and stole 2.4lbs of beef and had maxi pads for dessert. The pad were organic, don’t worry. . . . → Read More: [Countersurfing] Yellow bird breakfast, then 2.4 lb of beef and bathroom garbage for dessert 
Fed and stolen on 4/5. Perhaps one of the most dangerous counter surfing MP has ever done. . . . → Read More: Major Countersurfing Incident, and Chicken Day 4 
Fed on 2/22, Wednesday.Breakfast gruel More porridgey foods! She really isn’t showing any sign of digestive distress but I’m going to keep it low key for a while. Why? BECAUSE THIS RATFINK ATE COMPOST. This breakfast is chicken broth, rice, veggie mix dollop and some sweet potato mush. Compost rat face One more The dinner batch is beef, brown rice and asparagus. It actually smells and tastes amazing, although Piz says it “needs salt.” He really wanted to have it for dinner . . . → Read More: Chicken gruel, Beefsparagi 
Fed on 2/21, Tuesday.Cocaine chicken congee I’m kidding! Of course it’s not cocaine. Just some probiotics in hoping that they can win against whatever killer CDC germ-a-molds are hanging out in her belly. You wouldn’t know it from her poops, though. Still *perfect*. Jesus. (In case you missed it, here’s why she’s eating congee.) Cutie Dinner is the same thing. I think she will be eating this or something very similar for a few days. It’s just some congee I . . . → Read More: Chicken Cocaine Congee all day 
On 2/20, MP ate a very nice meal, went out to the yard, and decided to get right inside the compost bin and eat all kinds of mesed up shit. . . . → Read More: COMPOST EATER 
Fed on 12/16, Monday.Beefy breakfast Breakfast beef for a sweet dog face. I like both of these bowl faces! Just the face Pretty dog face Tongue tango! It’s a tango because listening to this French tango station is my new thing lately. The totally non-dog related and quite possibly not at all interesting story is that I recently dusted off my cute little-but-badass-for-being-so-little Japanese Onkyo stereo that had been packed away since I moved into my house . . . → Read More: Beef and tongues 
Countersurfed on 12/13, Tuesday.I was doing laundry in the basement and heard a loud “BANG!” and this is what I found. And a brown fuzz face nearby, of course. She’s brought down an iron skillet (and a totally full, large rice cooker) before, so I know that she has super swiping strength. I’m really not sure what she was trying to reach because I didn’t see anything desirable. (Maybe because she ate it?!) What now! . . . → Read More: Sunday Steals! 
Countersurfed a few weeks ago.What was in it She looks like we were holding a barbed baseball bat over her head or something but all I did was nonchalantly walk up to her with the now-empty bag and say (in a sweet voice!), “Hi Muggetfuzz, do you know what happened to whatever was inside?” Who ate it Just in case PS: I do know that if I did the same with another inedible object, she’d look the same! (If it were food, she’d eat . . . → Read More: Countersurfed, bag ripped open, contents consumed. 
Countersurfed on 12/1, Thursday. So happy you guys are home Apples yes Just walking by my apples . . . → Read More: Countersurfing! Apple party at MP’s. Goes on until humans are home. 
Mossy sea with heart islands Fed on 10/12, Wednesday. Skinny girl is going to get three meals so she can eat more without having to eat it all in two big meals. Here’s her mini breakfast, which is heart pieces, goat kefir and green slurry. Morning face For lunch, there’s beef, super green powder and oysters. Surf ‘n’ turf steak house lunch on me! Lunch Dinner is more hearts. This time, it’s paired with manganese and antioxidant powerhouse, wild blueberries. I . . . → Read More: Three square meals |
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