Lazy beef and lazy salmon

camodog

beeffast Fed on 10/17. This girl needs some beef! It was frozen so I put it on the stove just until it thawed out. I added a little coconut oil on top. beeffast for the belly I’m not going to ruin her breakfast with supplements and questionable mix-matching today. She can just have this beef with veggie mix. camodog Lazy Simple dinner, too. It’s soliloquy salmon with a heated seats egg. Parsley came from the garden. I threw it in there because . . .

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Since it’s Halloween: Hats

go away bad dreams hat

How come it’s so funny when a dog wears a hat? Clothes don’t make me laugh, but hats do. Since we’re not doing anything Halloweeny with MP, here’s some hat pictures from a few years ago. They were taken using a really dumb phone (which I still use!). So, sorry that they’re even worse than usual. . . .

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Soup and tofu

soup

soup Fed on 10/13. MP gets to have a very thick soup made with a ton of book group chicken legs. I misjudged the amount of food in the fridge, so the rest of this soup will live in the freezer until I need an “Oh shit” meal. tofu Dinner is turmeric-ed out tofu. As you can see, we’re using the frozen veggie cubes today. I don’t know why, but making those liver treats kind of wore me out. There is something about smelling . . .

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[Weekend Movies] Blender View™ in Motion! Bonus: Sideways Ears

liver leather

Blender View™ in motion! Bear with me, because I’m barely strong enough to hold onto the blender carafe and I’m pretty bad at taking pictures even if I have both hands. . . .

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Guts and fish

fish woes

Fed on 10/15. Guts for breakfast! This one is a pretty hefty extra RAM lamb liver from Mindy. I’ve been thawing this gal for a couple days, at least. It was still frozen in the middle, and my hands were numb when I was done cutting it up. I’ll portion out one or two more meals and I’m going to send the rest to liver leather day camp starting tomorrow. . . .

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Perch and smelt

hewo

Fed on 10/14. I get perching. I like to sit on small, high places and look at things. MP likes to climb up to the highest spot to look outside, too. She does this at my house on the front bay window. She sits there every few hours and farts out traffic violations. (“Too close to the house.”) . . .

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The last bit of the Largest Turkey on Earth IV

reach

Fed on 10/14. We are going to finish up this turkey legging. We won’t be doing the bone because it’s sharp and not good for chewing and swallowing. I might make a little broth with the bone for her depending on how I’m feeling after this. . . .

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Beef all day, whisker stamp

love whiskers

Fed on 10/13. Believe it or not, I have failed to keep track of the chicken thawing situation (i.e., None), so we pretty much only have toothfairy beef today. . . .

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[Hump Fun] Too Close to Food, again!

that's not for you

It’s Wednesday. It’s been cold and dreary and I just want to look at some pictures of MP trying to steal food. So here we go! . . .

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Flourdog, Largest Turkey Leg on Earth IV(b), Crust theft, Insurance

can you tell where I was standing?

Fed on 10/12. We are back at the Piz house and the humans are having pizza! That means someone’s going to end up with flour all over her head. And back. You can even see how she was standing underneath the board. MP is chipping away at the Largest Turkey Leg on Earth IV. gimme There should be one more meal left in this guy after this dinner. MP had a nice quiet ride on our way home tonight. When I was unhooking . . .

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Fishfast, nature snacks, where animal taxes go, and legs that move in synch

fishfast

fishfast Fed on 10/12. We’re at the fun house in the woods and MP is getting partyhat sardines for breakfast. Eat it fast so we can play outside! o what might this be Here’s camo pancake dog, looking at something… I eat it …and eating it. I don’t like it but it was fast. Nature snacks. what's on yer nose She has something all over her face. It’s because she’s a dog. dog in leaves dog . . .

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Belly restoration breakfast and dinner, keyboard cuffs (?) and double guitars

belly restoration breakfast

Fed on 10/11. Since yesterday’s Did She Eat Rotten Shit or What incident, I’m still taking precautions and going easy on the belly. I sent down a pretty hardcore team to get rid of bad anything, and all seems totally fine. Breakfast is fresh Bogart yogurt, Piz’s sauerkraut, for-times-like-these broth, and a mini kiwi. . . .

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